Abduction Obstruction

Have you ever thought about just how big our universe really is? Go ahead, Google the size of our universe. It’s incomprehensible. Light, being the fastest moving energy in existence, travels 186,000 miles per second. Scientists say the universe is almost 14 billion years old. Within that time, light still hasn’t been through the entire vastness of the universe. Do you feel small yet? The size of our universe will humble you.

Do you believe in Aliens?

Does the idea of life on other planets make you a bit squeamish?

If so, there’s a way to give yourself a peace of mind.

It’s called alien abduction insurance. Premiums are starting at $9.99; they’ll pay out up to $10M in medical coverage and psychiatric care. For just ten dollars more, you can get a gold-plated certificate. Some policies even include a cash settlement to men and women who are impregnated by an alien species. The only way to get coverage is if you provide proof of abduction. With legitimate proof, you’ll receive your payout for the rest of your life—at $1 per year.

There have been multiple paid claims. One involves a man who returned to Earth from an abduction with a weird device implanted. After testing the device and discovering it wasn’t made with a substance from our planet, his claim was paid out.

Be sure to read through your policy thoroughly before you purchase to make sure you’ve got all the coverages you need.

Based on a survey conducted by 20th Century Fox Entertainment last year, nearly half of participants believe in aliens.

Who knows, maybe one day we’ll laugh about the disbelief of aliens like we laugh at the belief of a flat Earth.

 By: KayLynn


Do you have questions about your insurance? Find an insurance agent near you with our Agent Finder

Buzz Your
Insurance Agent

Search for a local agent with our agent finder map.

Agent Finder

Search All Blogs

Search
Generic filters
Exact matches only
Search in title
Search in content
Search in excerpt

Buzz Your
Insurance Agent

Search for a local agent with our agent finder map.

Agent Finder

Want to learn more about our blog writer?

Read more about KayLynn's background.

Click Here

Search All Blogs

Search
Generic filters
Exact matches only
Search in title
Search in content
Search in excerpt

Six Common Homeowners Insurance Mistakes

Avoid These Common Errors When Buying Homeowners’ Insurance

Five Recent Fads That Came and Went Quickly

Wow! What Was That? Oh, It Was the Latest Fad.

Are You Legally Required to Carry Business Insurance?

What Type of Business Insurance May Your Business Be Required to Carry?

Four Needs Life Insurance Can Help Fulfill

Life Insurance May Be More Versatile Than You Think

Car Insurance FAQ’s

The Questions We Hear Most Often Regarding Automobile Insurance

Five Quick & Easy Ways to Save on Homeowners Insurance

Saving Money on Your Homeowners’ Insurance May Be Easier Than You Think!

America’s Most Popular New Year’s Resolutions

This is the Time of Year to Resolve to Make Things Better.

Business Insurance for Professionals

A Must Read for Attorneys, Financial Planners, Accountants and Medical Professionals

Term Insurance: Big Protection at Affordable Rates

If You Are Entering a High Responsibility Portion of Life, Term Insurance May be the Answer

Seven Steps to Become a Better Driver Tomorrow

Yes, We Are All Good Drivers. Or Perhaps Not.

Leave a Comment